CBB Tits, Bums & Sex Tues 20th

CBB 2015 – Tue 20th Episode 

*You are reading a CBB Blog – Please excuse swearing & views you may find offensive*


Sorry this is so late, bad day again but here we are now…..

So last night was the Live Eviction that wasn’t, cancelled because Alexander had walked *wipes away tear

Michelle is is educating Katie H how to sunbathe, who seriously has NO IDEA.  

Perez is telling Katie P that he saw going on CBB was a chance to show the real him and when he goes to parties he is really shy and she is just nodding along politely.

Michelle thinks that Perez is having a change of behaviour because he is such a big fan of Katie P, he is acting like a real person but the housemates are on edge for when he can’t can no longer keep up the ‘normal’ act. She calls it Post Traumatic Perez Disorder. 

Alicia has had 18 boob jobs and lets Katie H have a feel, who has no boobs to speak of, and she is nicely supposed about the difference in boob sturdiness / squidginess. She has a feel of Michelle’s for comparison. 

Alicia now has no original boob tissue left so they have to give her new boob tissue in the form of pig tissue (stateside you get human tissue).   She then goes onto say she would rather be dead than have no tits. She would sink in to a depression and give up on life. Michelle can’t wait to get her fake boobs removed, in the next 5 years, as she says she has now learnt that femininity doesn’t come from tits.

Katie P spills the beans on Alex Reid or as he likes to be known as Roxanne. Patsy loves a bit of celeb gossip and almost can’t believe her ears, Perez is of course the inquisitor but his Katie P facts are as hotly researched as the rest of housemates. She later reveals that he loved having things shoved up his arse, She even used to wear a strap on for him. 

Nadia speaks to Cami about her and Calum getting fruity and how he seems to be getting moon eyes over her. I actually think that came and Calum would make a cute couple. They’d be good for each other she needs a bit of taming and he needs a strong woman t tell him how it is. 

Katie P speaks about always getting cystitis whenever she had sex with her Argentinian boyfriend and they couldn’t understand each other because he didn’t speak English and she doesn’t speak Spanish. So when she was moaning because it hurt (sex) he thought she was loving it.

Alicia admitted to Nadia that she needs to stay in the house as long as she can because she is a broke single mother and that’s why she was so upset to be up for nomination.

Katie P is like the UN Peacekeeper, she has also been surprised by Katie H, how well they get on. Alicia is a really sweet girl and Perez is just Perez.

Patsy and Kav are newly won over Katie P fans and feel she is bringing harmony to the house with her chilled attitude.

Alicia speaks to Katie H about home schooling her 3yr old, and she admitted to only just learning her Alphabet and Shapes – yes that’s Alicia who has only just learnt it. Katie H is speechless, along with Cheggars, can’t believe she thinks homeschooling is a good idea! Nor can I – that’s a You Tube Homeschooling video I’d love to see!

Later the housemates are called to the sofa’s to be punished for talking about nominations, particularly Alicia and Calum. Calum immediately apologises before the punishments are handed out ‘No housemates can use the hairdryers or straihtners’ but Alicia only apologises when she see’s how pissed off everyone is. 

Michelle and Katie H are not enjoying the ‘nice’ and ‘jolly’ house and feel it’s all fake. Alicia gets a fit of the giggles with Cheggars and Katie H looks like she just wants to slap her. 

Katie P is called to the diary room and told she has 24 hours to decided to save one of the nominees that have entertained her the most and replace them with the housemate that is least entertaining and her decision will be shown live (Tues) instead of the Live eviction.

Cut to Tuesday Live – Everyone is dressed ready for eviction and then they they are informed that they are not being evicted tonight but still up for eviction Friday, they then find out about BB evil twist to get Katie P to save and slay. She picks Katie H to save and puts up Calum but explains it’s not because he’s been least entertaining but because she thinks he is safest to stay in if he goes up for the for eviction. Cami has panic attack and shoves her boobs in his face by way of a cuddle. 

Nadia is gutted she has to wait another 3 days to find her out her fate and Patsy can’t bear the wait to find out if her bestie is going.

Sonikmummy
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